OBJECT-6476 is an organic life-form most accurately resembling human male genitalia. It was located on July 2nd 1953 in the dense jungles close to the town of Concepción, Bolivia, by phytologist Prof. Milton Braithwaite. While Prof. Braithwaite initially believed the specimen to be flora (due to his misunderstanding of local reports) rudimentary testing revealed that OBJECT-6476 is an as yet undetermined class of organism, but most closely resembles Human physiology. It has Human DNA. It produces viable sperm in copious amounts. Yet, somehow, it continues to exist without the support of a body outside of the testicles and penis itself. It requires no sustenance but it does require water daily and an appropriate climate in which to exist. Adequately controlled lighting, humidity and temperature are required to mimic the conditions of its origin environment.
