SYNOPSIS:
OBJECT-6476 (aka Steamboat Geyser) is a curious - and dangerous - anomalous biological organism discovered in the remote jungles of Bolivia in 1953. Resembling a giant human penis, independent of any body and yet able to become aroused and ejaculate with great and violent force, the anomalous object now resides at Site-19 of the highly secretive Griffin Ballon Foundation. Monitored and studied by a dedicated team, the world is protected from the memetic effects of OBJECT-6476, but they are not immune to its magical powers themselves, and neither are test subjects. Mere awareness of the object activates insatiable desires in adult men, encouraging them to seek out other men to masturbate with, and to engage in contact with OBJECT-6476 itself.
PART 5 EXCERPT:
My assistant had been monitoring our conversation from the adjoining room and chose to intervene. Due to his own training and his familiarity with the anomalous effects of OBJECT-6476 he could identify the change in my personality and arrived to remove me from the room by deploying an excuse. In instances like this a level of authenticity is needed in order to overcome the influence of OBJECT-6476. My assistant informed me that there had been an incident with OBJECT-[REDACTED] and this was enough to successfully encourage me to leave.
As I stood to leave my erection became prominent beneath my pants and while passing 93 he reached up to grasp my penis through the material.
As he did this I began to ejaculate.
Read time: 21 minutes.
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BradSmithson updates every week with new stories/chapters.

Those anomalous memetic effects sure did a number on 93… six loads? ๐ฅต
I think the format of having the formal language of the report interspersed with extended transcripts worked really well here to build excitement, great job!
Thanks! I initially planned to tell the whole story using the formal document style, but it really didn’t work to keep the pace and excitement going.
From part 7 onward, you’ll notice more natural third-person storytelling and far less use of the formal style, but it will be coming back occasionally to keep the feel of the organization going.
Great update. Will we get to see 93 back again?