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Steamboat Geyser – Part 6

On the morning of July 19th 1971 it was brought to my attention by our contact at the Crickwood Penitentiary that test subject 93 had been engaging in masturabtion activities with five (5) fellow inmates of the facility, and two (2) members of staff, following the Memetic Awareness Influence Test conducted with test subject 93 on July 16th 1971. Given the exhibited personality of 93 during initial testing and his open hostility to such sexual activities prior to the test my immediate concern was that efforts to suppress the influence of OBJECT-6476 had failed.

Steamboat Geyser – Part 3

According to film records and accounting of the incident after the fact, an additional twenty four (24) males arrived over the course of the following thirty two (32) minutes and joined the gathered men in the containment room. Several of these arrivals were operational personnel with awareness of OBJECT-6476 and had arrived understanding the seriousness of the situation, nevertheless something of a critical mass had occurred and they were quickly overcome by the anomalous effects themselves.

Steamboat Geyser – Part 2

We join Prof Milton Braithwaite as he encounters OBJECT-6476 for the very first time. His initial report to the Griffin Ballon Foundation describes the arrival of Milton, his translator and their local guide, and the peculiar overwhelming lust all three succumbed to when laying eyes and hands on the enormous member found laying in the jungle clearing. The memetic effects of OBJECT-6476 are still a mystery, but as Milton struggles to stay focused while completing his report one thing becomes clear… OBJECT-6476 has erotic powers no one at the facility is ready for.

Steamboat Geyser – Part 1

OBJECT-6476 is an organic life-form most accurately resembling human male genitalia. It was located on July 2nd 1953 in the dense jungles close to the town of Concepción, Bolivia, by phytologist Prof. Milton Braithwaite. While Prof. Braithwaite initially believed the specimen to be flora (due to his misunderstanding of local reports) rudimentary testing revealed that OBJECT-6476 is an as yet undetermined class of organism, but most closely resembles Human physiology. It has Human DNA. It produces viable sperm in copious amounts. Yet, somehow, it continues to exist without the support of a body outside of the testicles and penis itself. It requires no sustenance but it does require water daily and an appropriate climate in which to exist. Adequately controlled lighting, humidity and temperature are required to mimic the conditions of its origin environment.